HEMPY!!!

Shannon is a brilliant artist and a total fox. Hempy is proof of her brilliance. Hempy is going to make us rich beyond our wildest dreams some day. He's the perfect marketing tool, mascot, action figure and deity all in one. In the future there will be Hempy plush toys, cartoon series and soft drinks but Hempy ain't no sell out! Hempy ain't no scummy bro pot leaf either, he cannot stand Monster drank and thinks Famous Star Apparel is tacky. He's worldly, well mannered and likes teaching impoverished children to read. Hempy is our savior, here to remind the world that smoking marijuana is fun but doesn't make you cool. Hempy however, is very cool and dedicating yr life to his teachings will make you cool by association.

ALL PRAISE THE NEW MESSIAH